Thursday, 29 November 2012

MUTANT BITCH

My muse returned to me only when i had six hundred things to do for other stuff. Mostly at work, and then the freelance shit I'm juggling too.

Thanks brain, thanks for making me want to do anything but what I'm being paid to do.

Thursday, 22 November 2012

SKETCH BETCH

Obviously I started nice and tidy (bottom left) then I decided I needed one hand to hold my head up and stuff happened. I like the sketchier stuff more BECAUSE DATZ SOME SKETCHY GOODNESS. And i call that hairstyle, the shark fin. mmmmmmmm cleverz.

Tuesday, 20 November 2012

ROOK REDUX


Edge was crashing, so I did something else for a while. Rook from the advent thing I did laaaaast year (that lasted 2 days...AHAHAHHAHA) fits with the 'mad bitch,' brief too.

Sunday, 28 October 2012

KNIGHT DESIGN

This is a knight character design sample for...the purposes of filling a request for a sample design of a musketeer/knight.

Admittedly, I got kind of stuck on those shoulder pads, to the point where I want to now put them on everything. Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn those are some fine shoulder pads. 

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

HILL-BILLY BITCH

I haven't forgotten about my series of mad fucks.
This one's GON' CUT' CHU'.

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

A DISTINCT LACK OF WOMENZ

I don't really do backgrounds, as is painfully obvious from this laughable attempt. But this was in my head with some other disorganised miscellany and I wanted to try some speed drawing, this didn't take me long, especially since I already had the image in my head. It's shit but, pssssssssh, what do you want from me for ten minutes?


I spent maybe another ten minutes fiddling with settings/watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia in my adjacent window. That's how you DO productivity, or at least, that's how you fake it.


Wednesday, 3 October 2012

DOUBLE ENTENDRE

In the sense that this was drawn for CLAIRE WITH THE HAIR who wouldn't STOP CRYING about how I said I'd draw her something. Wellllll, I drew something that magically fits with my 'mad bitch,' brief too.
Minimal design on the clothing. Have you ever drawn something so amazingly anatomically skewed that putting clothes over the top would just be criminal? Me either. This is nudity for no other reason than because I could.

It's wasted on me anyway, I can't un-see the super nipples + bellybutton surprised face. I imagine it's saying..."Oooooooooh, raaaather." Which is what it's saying to itself.

Monday, 1 October 2012

TRI-BETCH


A search for a haircut, and a rare display of lower-legs. But just the once...because I don't want to spoil anyone.

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

RUFIO LOOKIN' BITCH

I named her that without even double checking if that's what that leader kid of the Lost Boys in Hook was actually called. I trust my creepy elephant-like memory to keep me right. ANYWAY, she carries shades of him and Batty from Fern Gully (especially in the portrait) while simultaneously carrying a fuckin' massive gun. Because. These are mad bitches.
And mad bitches love guns.

SRSLY MAD BITCH

Just going to leave this angry looking bastard here.

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

BORDERLANDS

FUCKIN BANG.


Is just the best ever, even though I did all that work to find a monster vagina living in the Vault   (ermergerdSPOILERS?) but when you thought about it, it made sense that there would be a vagina living behind a door with an upside down V on it. Perfect sense, actually. Bioware gives us a horrible little star child plot device at the end, and Gearbox gives us a vagina (with tentacles) that takes six years for you to kill and actually doesn't drop any reallyreallyreally good loot.

I know what I preferred, because I'm replaying Borderlands for the 5th time (all five times spent as Lilith because she's just too good) there's not much to the story, but who cares when it's so much fun?

This was supposed to make waiting for Borderlands 2 (21st of Septembah BITCH) an easier wait to handle, but it didn't really work. I can just go to sleep for the rest of the time though.

LILITH HAS A POWER WHERE SHE GETS FIRE WINGS AFTER SHE KILLS ONE FUCK AND CAN JUST RUN AROUND THE BATTLEFIELD SETTING EVERYONE ELSE ON FIRE AND TAKING BITCHES DOWN BY THE DOZEN.

That explains the fire wings...and the conclusion is, Lilith is a babe. As they say on Jackie Brown, when you absolutely positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitute.

Lilith is interchangable with AK-47 in this instance, but you get the gist.

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

SLEEPING DOGS

So you might notice a bit of a pause in updates, time was taken out to thoroughly enjoy Sleeping Dogs, which was pretty fun and already played to death.

Anyway, here's Wei Shen in a Bruce Lee pose, because I really did run around the whole game with him shirtless with red tracksuit bottoms on. EVEN when I had mansions I was lookin' like a street urchin. Overall, the game was pretty boss, but kind of short lived (same goes for most games these days) my adult intellect means I don't get stuck for years in one spot (like-i-did-with-zelda-ocarina-of-time-when-i-was-seven) at first I was kind of shit at fighting, and went around doing the Drug Bust missions by literally mowing the enemy thugs down from behind the wheel of whatever car I'd most recently stolen. Then I started paying attention and dishing out the PAIN with DEM KICKS AND DEM TACKLES AND DEM ENVIRONMENT KILLS.

Then someone gave me a gun and...stuff went down.

I was hoping it would keep me going until Borderlands 2, but I was just too damn good as an undercover cop posing as a Triad and wrapped that story up pretty fast. It's got replay value though, I still have a bunch of fight clubs to rape.

My only negative comment would be that there's really no point whatsoever in Emma Stone even being in the game, I mean, they could have easily of had a regular voice actress do her part, because her character literally has no influence on the story whatsoever. I kept thinking she was going to double cross me or some shiiiiiiit, but no, she was just there as a plot device to add some icons to my map and help me find health shrines.

I also got into trouble with my other three women for going out with her, but PSH, I really wanted to find those health shrines, and there was me thinking Shen would just be going on a walk in the park with her...THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'just a walk/drive/karaoke session/day-out hacking cctv cameras, free-running race,' in Wei's life.

And I don't even want to know how any of them found out about each other, I thought I was doing a good job juggling like I did in Fable, but AH-WELL.

BUT YEAH, I'd definitely recommend it, it was fun.

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

RIFF RAFF

Way more loose than the others, but it was 3am...pssssssssssssssssssssssssh.


COLUMBIA

In the same vein as the Satanic Mechanic, here's Columbia/Little Nell. Who will be next?! I have no idea.


SATANIC MECHANIC

As promised to Brad and Janet. Rocky Horror.


Monday, 3 September 2012

FLEXING

I don't tend to do fan art, but Mass Effect is cool and I truly believe I am Shepard so psh, self portrait? I'm the one on the right, the tall one. Yeah. That's me, with dat beard.

Pretty random thing that happened when I started sketching in Photoshop, only half way through I thought it should be Master Chief she's facing off against but by then I'd draw that sexy, sexy manly-man chin and couldn't part ways with it.


Just trying to get back into drawing for fun..........iknorite?!

Saturday, 1 September 2012

Fight Study



And more! It only took a week. Studied a live-action fight sequence frame by frame and tried to copy the choreography and camera movements as best as I could in Photoshop. 1591 frames, just...because I had some time and it turned out hilariously better than all the animation I ever did in University. Ah well, these things happen.

Friday, 24 August 2012

Orgasmic Fight Sequences

The topic of orgasmic violence (not quite how it was described) came up recently with some loon, interchangeable with discussion about how Korra totally lost badassery points by swooning over that space-cat from space Mako, y'know, that shitty vehicle Femshep has to bounce around in on annoying side-missions in Mass Effect?

Yeah.


What does this have to do with anything? EVERYTHING. I won't explain how though, because you wouldn't learn anything that way.

/monocle

Monday, 13 August 2012

POST-SLAUGHTER AFTERGLOW


Yeah, well, the whole 'man creature drawing,' thing didn't last. Unless you count the dead bodies in the back.  HAW. Some painterly business going on in the background, I'll have to give that another go on something else.

Nipple.


Monday, 30 July 2012

HEY ART SLUMP?

FUCK OFF.


Here be a momentous occasion, in which Lauren has decided to draw a man-creature rather than a fem-bitch. Shall this act be repeated in the future? Who knows.


DAT CHEST. DEM HAIRS.


DEM ARMS.


DEM HOBBIT FEET.

Thursday, 9 February 2012

HAHAHAHAHA neglect.

I think I'm even better at neglecting things than I am at holding a pencil straight. Actually! It's way up there on my list of fabulous talents, along with procrastination and just waiting for someone else to do it...there's never anyone else though. But, y'know. I'm patient 8D I'll sit by and do absolutely nothing for days, if that's what it takes.

That's commitment.

SO. I didn't do the advent thing because...well, there were more important things that required my attention such as those things mentioned above and my general 'will do anything but what she's supposed to be doing,' view on life.

ANYWAY, when I'm not dying the slow death over my lightbox (studio and at home) I like to SLEEP. I recently ran out of animation paper while working on Brain Damage scenes at home, so OBVIOUSLY I was free to do something else :3

This is what I did.


It's called sloanefacesmall.png because her name is Sloane and it's her face and it's the small, upload friendly file instead of the big bastard original. Yeah, I've decided that whenever I'm asked 'but what does it mean, what are you trying to say with this?' about any of my work, I'm going to be an absolute dick.


AH USED COREL PAINTAH for the first time ever with this slag, eh. Hmm. I'm undecided about it, I'm not really a 'painterly,' painter type...my general course paintings were of Brain Damage bitches with chainsaws and dismembered hands :3. Still, I'll persevere...I might get good.

Ha. Haha. Probably not.

Totally how I imagine my Skyrim character...raping and pillaging and raping and pillaging and getting over encumbered with all the raping and pillaging. Hate when that happens.